I'm contacting you to tell you of a problem that has been happening for a while now.Your packaging of my Oreo cookies makes it hard for me to get a cookie without it breaking.
Hopefully we can change this and make it easy for me to eat again.
Reviewer is in unhappy mood. Please immediately contact the author of this review to discuss damaged or defective of oreo cookies. Oreo needs to read this review and look into the issue (if any) according to poster's claims.